"What's the difference between a nail, a screw and a bolt?" the woodwork teacher asked Judy, the only girl in the woodwork class during the first day of school. Judy pondered the question for a moment, then replied, "Well, I can't rightly say as I know, 'cause I ain't never been 'bolted'."
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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