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Originally Posted by jimbuna
Scientologist:
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Sounds like one I made up myself a couple of decades ago:
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Give me a thousand dollars retainer and I'll look into it for you.
Anyway, here's an oldie.
A Protestant, a Catholic and a Christian Scientist all die and go to Hell.
Protestant: "Oh, my faith was misplaced. I'm going to be here for all eternity!"
Catholic: "I wasn't that bad! This has to be purgatory! I wonder how long...?"
Christian Scientist: "I'm not here and it's not hot!"