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Old 01-14-12, 07:58 PM   #1346
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Originally Posted by jimbuna View Post
Scientologist:
Sounds like one I made up myself a couple of decades ago:

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Give me a thousand dollars retainer and I'll look into it for you.



Anyway, here's an oldie.

A Protestant, a Catholic and a Christian Scientist all die and go to Hell.

Protestant: "Oh, my faith was misplaced. I'm going to be here for all eternity!"

Catholic: "I wasn't that bad! This has to be purgatory! I wonder how long...?"

Christian Scientist: "I'm not here and it's not hot!"
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