Two married lady friends meet once a week for coffee and chit chat. Their conversations cover a wide range of topics and one day sex came up. First lady, trying to be as modest as she can, says her husband is a kind and considerate lover and she is quite satisfied. Second lady, a little annoyed, replies, my husband's idea of foreplay is to yell, "Brace yourself honey!"
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