'Just a thong at twilight'
Well if I was 90 the following news item may have raised a 'twitch' of interest and I might have 'zimmered' off
to deck-out a younger wife - although they do say its like getting a Pontefract Cake into a slot machine.
The Ann Summers sex shop chain have launched a new range of Lady Chatterley exotic lingerie. The range is
launched under the slogan 'Not to be banned' and is reported to include a variety of of erotic underwear in
tasteful purple and pink with bows, ribbons,and plenty of whalebone stays and there is a matching blindfold.
Dickens - turn in your grave ! Yep I guess you'd need that blinford.
Well I'm not rushing - I'm a country boy and prefer the original Lawrence daisy weaving stuff.
To your infinite relief - I am effectively AOL from the 21st until Feb 06, so will only be able to raise the mast occasionaly. (sic.)
I will send in the occasional post just as a Seltzer.. ... Heck- now where did I leave Rudolfs Head ?
All the best.
