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Old 12-09-11, 10:47 PM   #14
Kaye T. Bai
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When scientists die, we Barium.

The KGB needs to move quick, because there's no time for Stalin.

Clitoral jokes are funny, period.

When it is tooth hurty, it is time to visit the dentist.

Tigger looked in the toilet to find Pooh.

An U.S. Army veteran was pepper-sprayed by county deputy sheriffs. He's a seasoned veteran.

Get your depleted batteries, free of charge!

Your wife said my size was average, I said she was being mean.

Osama bin Laden was found in Abottabad, Pakistan? Talk Abottabad place to hide.
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