When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
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