I arrived in Australia after a long hard flight and the man in Passport Control pulled me over."Alright can I check your passport?" PC Shayne said.Knackered and needing sleep I just grunted "yup"PC Shayne took this as rudeness from a Pom and went into overdrive "Alright Mate, have you got a criminal record?"I replied "I did not realise it was mandatory any longer!"I have just been released!
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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