[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by vienna

Good lord, is there an app for "that"??...

Here's an even better app...

http://autocowrecks.failblog.org/201...oping-at-work/

If you're a living, breathing human being with lungs and a cerebellum who is gainfully employed, you probably hate your job. And if you don't hate it, you probably resent it a little every so often.

During these moments of grudgery, one of the best stress-releases is to camp out in the restroom during work hours and think gleefully to yourself about how The Man is paying you to poop. These quiet moments of porcelain rebellion can be made even sweeter with the help of the app Poop Salary.

Poop Salary lets you track the time you spend squatting on the john, and calculates how much you've earned while pooping based on your salary. Keep track of how much you've earned in a day or an entire year, share your score with your friends, and take pride in being a productive member of the (literally) trickle-down economy.