3 men die on Xmas eve,to get into heaven St Peter says"you must have something on you that represnts Xmas"the Englishman flicks on his lighter and says its a candle,St Peter lets him pass,Welsh man pulls out a set of keys and jinglesthem and says they are bells,St Peter lets him pass, the Irish man pulls outa G string and St Peter says how the hell do they represent Xmas!!Paddy says they"re CAROLS!!
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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