Oh WOW!! This is funny! You can't make up stories like this.
Schlitt: Maintain course and speed LI, I have to go to the head.
LI: Jahwol
Technician: Herr Kaleun! You need the new technical manual for the waste flush system!
*hands manual to Schlitt*
Schlitt: Danke. I needed paper, anyway.
*door slams and papers rip*
Technician(shocked): Sir?!!!
*door opens unceremoniously*
Schlitt: You know how to operate that thing, sailor. Take care of it for me, will you? The Tommies are out and about.
Technician has meltdown and turns wrong valve.
LI: We have a chlorine gas alarm!
*Sad Trombone plays in background*
I couldn't resist being a jerk on this one.
Imagine the looks on the faces of everyone when he had to explain
how he lost the boat!