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Originally Posted by Platapus
How can anyone be "starstruck" by Lohan?
What I want the media to be reporting on is whether this exact same thing would be experienced by one of us being sentenced.
If this happened to me, I would be eating stale baloney sandwiches in a cell with three other guys.  |
Well, you'll never know unless you try.
So let's conduct a scientific experiment:
Go out and commit a crime.
When you are arrested, tell them that you are Lindsay Lohan and see if they treat you any different.
If, for some reason it doesn't work, you can stun the cops with the "Platapus Song" and make your escape.