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Originally Posted by nikimcbee
Ya'll are totally missing the point. The sharks are just doing their job.  Remember, What is Australia?
A penal colony. (no you're thinking of penile)
Now if these people were able to escape, just think of how much more dangerous the world would be.
These sharks are there to keep the criminals on the colony. |
That would also explain the salt water crocs that hang out around there. The Oceans around Australia are just super sized moats filled with critters that are supposed to keep them aussies from escaping and subjecting their odd dialect on the rest of the world.
Too bad the invention of air travel neutralized the moat.
(I kid...I kid...I've never met an Australian I didn't like...maybe that was because I had no idea what the hell they were saying...and have you ever voice chatted with a drunk Tasmanian...eeeeek!!!...
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