I'm 2,728,611,367th person ( my own guess was off by about 3), which is good because its square root is 52236.111714024046, which just happens to be my lucky number for Saturday's MEGA JUMBO BILLO-LOTTO jackpot this weekend.
My life expectancy is "Sunday," which is also good because I don't have work that day, having quit my job after winning the jackpot the day before.
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