My eldest daughter works for FEMA as a prison camp guard attorney, and she tells me that the agency has instituted a bounty rewards program.
FEMA storm troopers staff collect scalps points each time they successfully give away a lengthy internment free trip to one of its death camps re-education facilities gulags holiday spas. These points can be redeemed by FEMA jackbooted ghouls employees for land, homes, gold and other property confiscated from prisoners baseball caps, t-shirts, and other valuable prizes, such as human meat free dinners and black helicopters duct tape.
She also tells me that most of the condemned lucky winners are selected based upon the incriminating evidence thoughtful comments they post on internet forums, such as this one!
So have at it, fellow Sub Simmers! There may be a no-cost holiday in hell package just waiting for you!
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