They need to be told Allan,Joe or Allah or whatever they call him, released them so they can strap bombs on themselves and kill as many Israelis as possible.
Virgins dependant on high score.
Scoring system as followed:
American soldier: 3 points.
Israeli soldier: 5 points.
Arab woman: 100 points.
Arab Child: 150 points.
Your self: 1000 points.
Bonus points added for great locations.
American/Israeli embassy: 100 points.
Crowded marketplace full of Arab Civilians: 12000 points.
The rest is at the discretion of the illustrious Allen or Allah, or Richard...Whatever.
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-Winston Churchill-
The most fascinating man in the world.
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