My wife said she was bored this morning so I said
"Fancy going to the coast and having a swim?"
She said "It"s bloody minus 2 out there - I"ll freeze to death or drown!"
I said "Fancy going to the coast and having a swim
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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