This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks, "I notice you"ve been watching that man for some time now.
Do you know him?""Yes" she replies, "He"s my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago
.""That"s remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn"t think anybody could celebrate that long."
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