I took this lass home last night, but I was a bit surprised when she told me before we got started that she used to be a hooker.
I was a bit taken aback, but I told her it was OK, the past was the past.
Then she told me her name had been Dave and she"d played for Leeds Rhinos.
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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