[Grayghost59]

Originally Posted by BossMark

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don"t like getting flowers?"The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don"t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."The blonde says, "Don"t you have a vase?"

I've laughed so hard I'm in tears.Funny thing is I bet we all know at least one person who would ask the last questions. Thanks for making my day.