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Originally Posted by frau kaleun
My brain now refuses to acknowledge this man as anything other than "Commodore Bananarama."
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I wonder if I should tell you about Lieutenant Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo of Equatorial Guinea

You know our country is a backwater when your dictator never rose above LT.
Oh he also claims to be a god and is rumored to be a cannibal.
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Originally Posted by frau kaleun
Also - dude needs WAY more bling to really tip the crazy scales. 
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Current #1 for Dictator Bling:

Senior General Than Shwe of Burma
Chief Advisers: Soothsayers
Nickname: The Asian Hitler
Greatest Achievement: Managed to include the words "Discipline", "Democracy" and "Constitution" in the same document.