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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch
A Sailor of Austria: In which, without really intending to, Otto Prohaska listens to Beethoven's Official War Sonata No. 27
The Emperor’s Coloured Coat: In which Otto Prohaska, future hero of the Habsburg Empire, has an unexpectedly interesting time while listening to Beethoven
The Two-Headed Eagle: In which Otto Prohaska takes a break as the Habsburg Empire's leading U-Boat ace and does some listening to Beethoven
Tomorrow the World: In which Otto Prohaska carries the Habsburg Empire's civilizing Beethoven to the entirely unreceptive peoples of Africa and Oceania
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Blimey Frau, you really go all out when you like something! 
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Hey, why are we laughing? Those would be *great* stories....
I must say, though, my unofficial official goal now is to hear everything Beethoven ever wrote. Everything that has been published, performed, and recorded, anyway. Knowing men, he probably wrote several unpublished, mercifully brief lieder in honor of his penis, his prodigious sexual achievements, and the smell of his own flatulence. Only his pianoforte and chamber pot know for sure.
