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Originally Posted by papa_smurf
Well, its not like the trains here have decent/working toilets  |
This is true. But at least now you get them in two flavours. You get the traditional broken flush which means you get to stare at a wee jobby present from someone else whilst you're having a pee, or you get the new ones with the automatic doors that never seem to lock properly and then roll open, unveiling you like a prize in a bloody game show whilst your pants are around your ankles.
And then of course, there's the fun of trying to aim whilst you're going over a junction and it's like peeing in an earthquake.
