That little 5 dollar charge is only for the "little customers".
I bet you manage to scrap up a half a million in a saving account you don't touch, take out 2 loans from them, and let them use your money to butter their shareholders and CEO......Or lose it on the stockmarket, then get a payout from the fed.
You don't even want to know how much money they dump into lobbying and campaign contributions.
I blame the filthy, unwashed pinko,commie,Obama voting, Iraq and Afghanistan war starting, overspending, MSNBC watching liberal kids down on Wall Street personally.
Edit/// I forgot unpatriotic and Hippie