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Old 09-27-11, 05:26 PM   #580
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I've just texted my wife:

'Just booked us a 5 day Mediterranean cruise. We go in 6 weeks time xxx'

She texted back:

'Nice! But I wish it could be twice as long xxx'

So I just phoned the travel agents and changed it, now we're going in 12 weeks instead.
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