A door to door salesman knocked on a door and a woman answered.
"Hello," said the man, "would you like to buy a book titled 500 excuses to give your wife for staying out late?"
"Why on earth would I buy a book like that?" asked the woman.
"Because," replied the salesman, "I sold a copy to your husband this morning."
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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