AAhhhrghh, me maties! Wher might a scalywag such as meeself find some ale and ... uh ahhrg... a parrot... on me shoulder... and ... uh... me wife!, Me wife and I don't be revealin' our true feelins anymore... I suspects we're not bein communicatin' like we did many a year ago. And ... and me finances not be so good as they were... I think me boss is out ta be gettin' me. I'll hang the blaggart from the yard arm I will... er, uh... If that neighbor's dog be droppin' logs in me yard one more time, I'll keelhaul 'im! and... um... well that's enough for one year.
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