TOKYO NICHI NICHI SHIMBUN
Winter 1941----------- BANZAI FOR THE EMPEROR ----------- 5Y
VICTORY AGAINST AMERICAN DOGS
The American fleet lies in ruins in the waters of Pearl Harbour today as the heroes of the Imperial Japanese Navy struck a decisive blow against our oppressors. In all some five battleships and countless smaller vessels were annihilated by our pilots with minimal losses.
As our brave forces march across the Pacific, the United States cowers before us, paralyzed like their President and they will soon join their precious battleships at the graveyard of history.
This is a great day for the Japanese Empire! Banzai for the Emperor!!
In other news, the office of the Emperor has denied giving Japanese pilots involved in the Pearl Harbour attack express orders to open fire on any 'stupid Americans involved in love triangles'. More on this story later.