[Penguin]

Originally Posted by privateer

I haven't had a pure thought since I hit 40!!


My goals in Life has always been to be:
A Dirty Old Man,
The Old Man next door that hates everyone,
The Old Man that keeps all the kids stuff that lands in his yard,
The Village Idiot.

So far I've reached 3 of the 4 goals.

Does 38 count as old?

1: check
2: check
4: check

3 out of 4