A couple are laying in bed one night when the husband turns to his wife and says, "darling, if I ever died and you remarried would you let your new husband use my things?"
The wife has a little think, "yes, I probably would" she says.
"You mean you would let him use my clothes?" Asks the husband.
"Yes, why wouldn't I?" The wife replies.
"What about the condoms in the bedside drawer?" He asks.
"Yes, of course I would," she replies.
"Oh, I see. What about my golf clubs?" Asks the husband.
The wife pauses.
"No, he wouldn't use those. He's left handed."
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