Children, uncle Hottentot is now going to tell you today's pearl of wisdom that will help you along in life.
This,
this,
these and
these are
not proper surgical tools that you should use to tend a wound in hopes of avoiding a trip to nearest hospital. Also, no matter the amount,
this is
not proper anaesthetic and does
not improve your hand-to-eye coordination in this operation.
Remember, children: pain in large dosages is not pleasant and your better half
will complain about the difficulty of getting blood washed away from bed sheets.
That is all.