I generally just **** around with the surveys.
"How much do you earn?"
"Well, after I discovered the oil my combined revenue is about 450 mil...that the IRD knows about. Ha HA! Actually, you're not the IRD in disguise are you?"
"No, sir. Are you single, married or in a de facto relationship?"
"I have a harem, if that's what you're asking..."
*Silence*
"Thank you, sir, I appreciate your replies." *click*
I flabergasted the woman doing the political survey, because I had actually been waiting for it.
"You ARE? Thank God, I've been waiting bloody AGES for you guys to call!"
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