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Etienne · 11-30-05, 11:11 PM

I'm a Merchant Marine cadet and I can yell insult or profanity for two minutes straight without repeating myself, in two languages.

Believe me, these jokes are mild. These guys spend months without much feminine contact, if at all. And when you do see a woman, she's usually a... Professional, y'know? Manners and taste degrade. Vaseline jokes? Totally.

I mean, how else can you get a salty up the Seaway?

I'd say Das Boot turned it down a notch. Or ten.

"Number 1 crane is between hatch #1 and #2, number 2 is between #3 and #4, number three is between #5 and #6, and number four is between my legs!" - Unnamed Bosun.

11-30-05, 11:11 PM	#5
Etienne Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 695 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I'm a Merchant Marine cadet and I can yell insult or profanity for two minutes straight without repeating myself, in two languages. Believe me, these jokes are mild. These guys spend months without much feminine contact, if at all. And when you do see a woman, she's usually a... Professional, y'know? Manners and taste degrade. Vaseline jokes? Totally. I mean, how else can you get a salty up the Seaway? I'd say Das Boot turned it down a notch. Or ten. "Number 1 crane is between hatch #1 and #2, number 2 is between #3 and #4, number three is between #5 and #6, and number four is between my legs!" - Unnamed Bosun.