I'm really beginning to get bummed out about Irene.
I've rented a beach house on the northern
Outer Banks for the annual family vacation,
starting this Saturday.
365 days fricken' days to choose from and stupid Irene has to show up on my first day on the stupid beach. Stupid weather. I hate stupid weather.
I dated a girl named Irene in high school. She was stupid, too. If this is her payback, then I probably deserve it. But my kids don't. Stupid Irene.