Stop right there! Don't touch it! Don't do anything! I have a vision!
First: we'll be like nothing happened. Leave the car there, let the asphalt dry up (or whatever it does), continue on your merry way.
Then: remove the car still attached to asphalt. Ship it to some easily accessible location with a big, empty building. Place it into the building and put a sign next to it explaining what happened. Fill the building with similar objects and signs from all around the world (should be easily filled within a day or two).
Call it "Museum of humanity" and charge people appropriate sum for the right to get in, laugh at the objects and feel good knowing they're too smart to ever have anything like that happen to them.
Profit!
