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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve
Actually they are. And you can trust me, because we're not schizophrenic.
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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike
No but the forces of Global Chickenism are conspiring against us all...  |
Well? Which is it? I got money on this question!
When my nephews were riding out West to work the Colorado and Arizona Rennaissance Festivals, they swore during the trip through Kansas that it was actually the first enclave of the cow overlords, and that the cows had risen up and imprisoned the humans to be the cows' slaves, and that the cows' dumb demeanor was only a trap to lull the rare passers-by into a false sense of security to make the cows' eventual global domination that much easier to accomplish.
Last time I heard from them, they were in Topeka.