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Armistead · 08-17-11, 12:52 PM

Patch, here is example. I once sent Ducimas this message requesting a mod.

"Ducimas,

Just tried TMO, what gives, things are different, you screwed up the Captians Quarters, what happened with the gun range, did you screw this up. I ran into land today at high TC and destroyed my sub, are you serious, please make them beach it when approaching land and all go out and make love to hula girls. How about before releasing this crap, you actually play the game for once and see what happens...FIX these things NOW....where is the F'en Beer, no beer on the sub....geesh.. You suck, your mods sucks, I'm going back to stock.

Arm....."

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It got nothing, just called another F'en idiot that didn't read the support document..., so I sent him another.

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"Your Royal Highness, Prince Ducimas

Your Royal Highness, there are many people here at Subsim who desperately need your generosity. People who have been locked out, marginalized, lacking any formal education regarding correcting game files in order to promote realistic play.

Sir Duke, Master Ducimas, we the lowly, non-educated of Sumsim would like to ask you to consider assisting us to correct the issue of our subs not having any beer on board with TMO 2.2. Bringing back the Hula girls would be a nice touch.

Master, I have sent my wife with beer to be your most loyal servant, keep her as you will.

I throw myself upon your hospitality, any joy the game gives me I claim from your Royal Highness alone, as the most powerful, the most constant and the most generous of all modders.

I do not seek a reply, but await with all love and respect towards Your Royal Highness.

I have the honour to be, Sir, your humble and obedient servant.

Armistead

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He replied and said he would let me know after he saw wife and beer arrived.....and stilled called me a dumbarse and only said "maybe in a few months" I waited and waited, finally my wife came back with a note..." Here is your wife back, she talks too much, but the beer was good, here are your hula girls"

I was shocked, I gave no orders, the crew left in several rafts leaving me on the boat.

However, I flanked ahead and beached the sub totally with no damage and beat my crew to shore amongst all the girls.

08-17-11, 12:52 PM	#14
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Patch, here is example. I once sent Ducimas this message requesting a mod. "Ducimas, Just tried TMO, what gives, things are different, you screwed up the Captians Quarters, what happened with the gun range, did you screw this up. I ran into land today at high TC and destroyed my sub, are you serious, please make them beach it when approaching land and all go out and make love to hula girls. How about before releasing this crap, you actually play the game for once and see what happens...FIX these things NOW....where is the F'en Beer, no beer on the sub....geesh.. You suck, your mods sucks, I'm going back to stock. Arm....." ................................... It got nothing, just called another F'en idiot that didn't read the support document..., so I sent him another. ...................................... "Your Royal Highness, Prince Ducimas Your Royal Highness, there are many people here at Subsim who desperately need your generosity. People who have been locked out, marginalized, lacking any formal education regarding correcting game files in order to promote realistic play. Sir Duke, Master Ducimas, we the lowly, non-educated of Sumsim would like to ask you to consider assisting us to correct the issue of our subs not having any beer on board with TMO 2.2. Bringing back the Hula girls would be a nice touch. Master, I have sent my wife with beer to be your most loyal servant, keep her as you will. I throw myself upon your hospitality, any joy the game gives me I claim from your Royal Highness alone, as the most powerful, the most constant and the most generous of all modders. I do not seek a reply, but await with all love and respect towards Your Royal Highness. I have the honour to be, Sir, your humble and obedient servant. Armistead .......................... He replied and said he would let me know after he saw wife and beer arrived.....and stilled called me a dumbarse and only said "maybe in a few months" I waited and waited, finally my wife came back with a note..." Here is your wife back, she talks too much, but the beer was good, here are your hula girls" I was shocked, I gave no orders, the crew left in several rafts leaving me on the boat. However, I flanked ahead and beached the sub totally with no damage and beat my crew to shore amongst all the girls. Last edited by Armistead; 08-17-11 at 03:10 PM.