Twas the day after the the Barakolypse,
all the subsimmers were stirring
for something different to fight about.
That ol McBee, up to no good,
created the annual football thread.
Tis that time again for a grand route.
Neal wears his Silver and Black
but has the "Texans" on his back.
Prediction; the Raiders will cause gout.
The vikes, hit the goodwill to find a QB
and that really pisses off Mr Mcbee
another year with a bop on the snout.
Then there's those damn cheezeheadz,
with their green and gold mullets.
But those wisconsin riots, they'll be 0-18, then out.
AVG's nemisis, those big bad Steelers
will probably dominate those old Ravens;
And AVG still says "That Roethesberger is no boy scout."
The dolphins eye the Fav-ray
but will rue the day
Brett flops around like a rainbow trout.
The lions...
nevermind
Bring on the season...