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Old 08-08-11, 02:58 PM   #9
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Don't have any funny pictures, but a couple of funny observations.

Men and women don't understand each other. Men say "I don't understand women." Women say "I know exactly what's wrong with him."

A man marries a woman hoping she'll never change, and is disappointed when she does. A woman marries a man thinking he'll change, and is disappointed when he doesn't.

Pretty Woman was the perfect chick-flick. Woman finds nearly perfect may with only one flaw. She fixes him and they live happily ever after. Of course in the book, which was written by a man, the ending is a bit different: He pays her the promised money and sends her on her way.
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