I blame the recession. Too much time and not enough money to spend that time in constructive ways. People start to think. Not think of new ways to cure cancer or re-route the plumbing so you're using rainwater for toilets.
No, that paranoya thinking, you slowly start to realise, the goverment is working against you. That you're taxes are not spent on fixing potholes. Then when you're most vulnerable the media starts to fill your mind with BS. And the mess in your head starts to ferment. A torrent of thoughts starts to clear. Yes, yes, the bumblebees, the damn bumblebees. The soft furry fat versions of bees. It's a ploy, they're after us. Slowly picking us off one by one, blaiming the wasp or a hornet. Leaves us defenceles, unprepared. And it's the goverments fault, showing us the bumblebee as a kind neighbour, a friendly newcommer to the community, while in reality they're plotting against us.
I've got to fight them, expose them... [off to burn down the municipality seat]
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