You did not make that up I have seen that song many different places passed around as a joke in the military the Queen Berets it is called there are several versions
http://www.williamtheimpeached.com/queenberets.htm
It started out as a joke passed around inside various units in the military then other people went and made songs about it sorry but not made up well I suppose you did make up your poorly rhyming version..what is a "brete" by the way?
I think you might be upset Yubba it seems that Al Gore invented the internet not you.