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Originally Posted by Osmium Steele

Shortly after watching 500 Days of Summer; which includes a scene where the "P" word is quietly said in a public place, then the main characters take turns gradually getting louder each time, the family and I were in a local shopping mall when the wife, very quietly, said the "P" word so only I could hear.

You'd think, after 18 years of marriage she'd know me better than that.

I immediately ratchetted it up to 11 and shouted it with every decibel my theatre trained voice could muster.

My good christian wife turned beet red, my 17 year old daughter started laughing hysterically, my 11 and 12 year old daughters were horrified, and I stood there with a deeply satisfied grin, staring down all passersby.

It was a good day.