[Jimbuna]

Today's front page of the final News of the World reads: "Thank you and goodbye."

Rubbish. I'd have gone with: "You have no new messages."



I forgot the password to my phone the other day and asked my mate what to do, his reply was "Just ask News of the World"



News of the World journalists have said that they have made today's edition of the paper the best in its long history.

Although personally I think next week's will be better.



Free in today's News of the World - a copy of your own phone bill.