I went into this Chinese restaurant with a mate and we asked for the Duck.
20 minutes later the waiter comes up carrying a platter with a lid. I had a quick look and saw two eyes looking back at me.
"Look at this," I said to my mate. He had a quick look under the lid. "I can just see a pair of eyes," he replied.
I called the waiter over. "What the heck's this?"
"It's what you asked for. Number 63 - Peeking Duck."
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Oh my God, not again!!
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