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Hottentot · 07-09-11, 12:09 PM

I haven't tested it, but the idea of neutral ports giving you torpedoes just made me chuckle.

"Hello, welcome to U-Boat King! How may I help you?"
"Hallo! Ve vould like to order ten torpedos, two hundred shells for ze 88mm gun and 500 liters of ze diesel, bitte!"
"OK, anything else?"
"Ja! Also fries with salt and tomato sauce!"
"Fries with salt and tomato sauce coming right up. That's be 1000."
"Zere"
"Thanks for visiting the U-Boat King, have a nice war!"
"Danke!"

07-09-11, 12:09 PM	#5
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	I haven't tested it, but the idea of neutral ports giving you torpedoes just made me chuckle. "Hello, welcome to U-Boat King! How may I help you?" "Hallo! Ve vould like to order ten torpedos, two hundred shells for ze 88mm gun and 500 liters of ze diesel, bitte!" "OK, anything else?" "Ja! Also fries with salt and tomato sauce!" "Fries with salt and tomato sauce coming right up. That's be 1000." "Zere" "Thanks for visiting the U-Boat King, have a nice war!" "Danke!" __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.