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Another...
Two men were out in the woods when one stopped to have a leak near a bush. Whilst in the the process a snake reared up and bit him on his snake.
The man fell to the ground clutching his privates when his mate came running asking what had happened.
His called the doctor and asked how could he help his friend from snake bite.
The doctor asked what kind of snake had bit him: "A black snake" moaned the injured man
His friend pass on this information and was told the only way to save his injured friend was to suck the blood out.
The injured, hearing his friend on the phone exclaim and go a paler colour asked what the doctor had said
To which he replied "The doctor said you're going to die"
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