What do conservatives do on 4th of July:
-wake up and pray
-pledge allegiance
-polish their gun (their shooting gun, the gun they were born with has whitered and died)
-read the news and rant about the liberal pussy euro trash and the asians buying everything.
-plant american flags on every square foot of their lawn
-read the bible while they wait for the meat to grill
-rant some more
-aim the fireworks at the house of a young liberal fammily that has ONLY ONE flag planted infront of the house
-plan an invasion of Slovenia cause one Slovenian dared to make fun of them (but cant find it on the map, wait, Slovakia, proabibly the same)
-pray and sleep
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