1. Makes employees work the weekend while going out of town.
2.Walks around like an atheis on Christmas Day.

3.Turns neighbors into the police for shooting off fireworks.
4.Celebrates the 4th on Lenins birthday.

or Stalins
5.starts a campaign in sh3 on the 3rd and plays through to the 5th.
You all have a great 4th of July, think I'll fire sh3 up myself and have a ball.
6. Flies U.N. flag in front yard.
7. Steals sparklers from kids.
8. Prays for rain.
9. Reads My Kumpv
10. Posts krotch on facebook.