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Originally Posted by BossMark
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.
"I sure do," he replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster."
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?" he asked.
"Yes, he's right here in my pocket."
"Could I see him?"
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie.The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will," the genie said so he asks him for a million pounds and the genie hops back into his master's pocket and leaves the man standing there waiting for his million bucks.
About this time, a duck walks into the bar followed by another. Then more ducks come pouring in. Before long the entire bar has ducks everywhere. The friend tells his buddy, "What is going on here, I asked for a million pounds not ducks!"
He answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 10 inch Bic?"
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A bit similar to this one is:
An unusually handsome man walks into the bar sits down, throws a stack of cash an the bar and orders a round for the whole place. The bartender sets everyone up and when he gets to the stranger, a little man jumps out of his backpack, kicks his drink over then hops back in the backpack.
The man continually asks for another one, and the same thing happens over and over.
Puzzled, the bartender asks what the deal was.
The stranger tells him, ''I was granted three wishes from a genie I found in a bottle while overseas, and I wished for stunningly good looks, an endless supply of cash, and a 12 inch p****.
