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Originally Posted by Hottentot
Back in Soviet Union (yeah, sue me)
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Well if we are going to do Soviet Union jokes...
Two men were riding on a bus in the Soviet Union. One man was sitting down and the other man was standing in front of him but was standing directly on the sitting man's foot.
Sitting man: Excuse me, but are you in the military?
Standing man: No, I'm not
Sitting man: Are you a member of our glorious security forces?
Standing man: No, I'm not
Sitting man: Are you in any way associated with our government?
Standing man: No, I am afraid not
Sitting man: Then get your ^$%#$ foot off of mine!
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(this one came from a book on Soviet humor)
Two men were sitting in the park next to the embassies in Moscow. They were watching all the diplomatic cars near the embassies.
First man: "Look at that Mercedes. Mercedes Benz is one of the best cars in the world."
Second man: "The Lada is better"
First man looks in disbelief and then says. "Look that that Rolls. Rolls Royce. Now that is probably the best car in the world"
Second man: "The Lada is much better"
First man shakes his head. "Look at that Bentley. Bentleys are one of the best cars on the market"
Second man: "The Lada is clearly better"
First man says "you don't seem to know a lot about cars"
Second man "Oh I know a lot about cars. I just don't know a lot about you"