Flame-resistant wet suit!
Remote control swing set!
Vacuum-packed litter box!
Solar-powered tanning booth!
Water-proof charcoal lighter!
Child-proof retirement plan!
Parallel-Universal Health Care!
Left-handed football!
Mylar-coated dental floss (mint only)
Digitally-enhanced snow globe!
Smokeless chewing gum!
and
Disposable Pre-paid attorneys!
The check still hasn't cleared.
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